February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
19 posts
1 tag
going through my eighth grade journal, found this...
I just got this cool new CD by Avril Lavigne, and I can totally relate to her songs. She is seventeen. She sings about teenage stuff, like not being able to be yourself, rejection, wishing you’d done what you wanted instead of what your friends thought was cool, how everything’s changing, how things are complicated, shutting everyone out, and trying to be cool by not saying what you would normally...
Omg it’s starting
What It Means When I Look At Your OkCupid Profile... →
I wrote a joke essay and everyone thinks it’s true and that I’m a huge jerk.
December 2011
3 posts
June 2011
5 posts
Just watched a tourist get hustled out of a hundred dollars on the back of Muni.
leakysunglasses:
thenonconformist found us a vacuum!
something burns when you turn it on, but it still picks up 40% of the stuff on the carpet if you use the hose.
i think we have a keeper.
I just hope I didn’t accidentally steal someone’s vacuum.
May 2011
7 posts
1 tag
Today I bought Burberry rain boots at Goodwill.
leakysunglasses:
i’m emailing heymonster and n-so-on about the apt,
then gmail shows me this:
nah.
Story of my life
My computer won’t turn on.
Guys, today I bought an electric mixer for our new apartment!
April 2011
11 posts
Guys With Glasses →
my new favorite blog
Can someone make a “when it rains it pours” gif for me because my life is fucking pouring right now!
We’re So Sorry About “The Funny Thing About the... →
“Sent my fiance in to sell some designer jeans and shoes. Some of the items still...”
– Crossroads Trading Co. - North Oakland - Oakland, CA
written about me!!
on me being 'too touchy'
WHY WON’T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU
Edit: I worded this very poorly
“I want to see dogs creating videos of humans doing everything dogs can do.”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Dog Videos I’d Like to See On the Internet.
March 2011
5 posts
A Rhetorical Analysis of Rebecca Black’s Viral Hit... →
